Just goes to show how far Palin’s whiteness can take her. Zero intellect, two high school drop-outs, an unwed teen mother, a quitter of the one major job she had. Master of hateful coded language targeting opponents as not “real Americans”. Belongs to a church outside of the mainstream. Still a top GOP candidate.
Meanwhile, Michelle Obama, a Princeton and Harvard Law School graduate, lawyer, and university dean who made over $200K/year, gets called “ghetto” and a “welfare queen”.
This is so obviously true, I’m ashamed it didn’t occur to me until I read it.
It didn’t occur to me either, because it’s impossible. Sarah Palin could not be black, because our culture does not present pretty, viciously ignorant black women with the same rewards it bestows upon the white. If Palin were black, she’d be a drop-out with a criminal record, a terrible low-income job, a Section 8 apartment, and exactly the same number of awful illiterate children — and politicians would be using her as a bone-chilling example of what comes of minority dependence on the nanny state. I’m not kidding about this; Palin wouldn’t have been a beauty queen, because there were few black beauty pageants in the early 80s and black contestants in white pageants were vanishingly rare. She wouldn’t have been a weather girl, or a sports girl, or whatever she was. She wouldn’t have gotten elected to so much as city council, in Alaska or anyplace. Her inability to express herself eloquently would be thrown in her face every day by her betters. She would suffer, quite literally, the real cruelty and harassment that she utilizes as a pretense in her public dumbshow. She wouldn’t even be a Republican (unless she’s actually retarded). She would be, in fact, the natural enemy of everyone who currently holds her in high esteem. They wouldn’t want to pay for her birth control, or her college education, or her car, or her food stamps, no matter how much better she could prove those things made her life.
Why am I trying to “fix” this miserable country, again? And for whose benefit?
Erudition meet bitchiness. Love it.
Admittedly, it would have been more satisfying to have Palin run for president, if only to watch her throw millions down the drain, embarrass herself repeatedly, and finally run her campaign into a dirt ditch. But this is still pretty good.
There is nothing unusual about Governor Rick Perry. Uneducated fools can be found in every country and every period of history, and they are not unknown in high office. What is unusual about today’s Republican party (I disavow the ridiculous ‘GOP’ nickname, because the party of Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt has lately forfeited all claim to be considered ‘grand’) is this: In any other party and in any other country, an individual may occasionally rise to the top in spite of being an uneducated ignoramus. In today’s Republican Party ‘in spite of’ is not the phrase we need. Ignorance and lack of education are positive qualifications, bordering on obligatory. Intellect, knowledge and linguistic mastery are mistrusted by Republican voters, who, when choosing a president, would apparently prefer someone like themselves over someone actually qualified for the job.
…The population of the United States is more than 300 million and it includes some of the best and brightest that the human species has to offer, probably more so than any other country in the world. There is surely something wrong with a system for choosing a leader when, given a pool of such talent and a process that occupies more than a year and consumes billions of dollars, what rises to the top of the heap is George W Bush. Or when the likes of Rick Perry or Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin can be mentioned as even remote possibilities.
…a politician’s attitude to evolution, however peripheral it might seem, is a surprisingly apposite litmus test of more general inadequacy. This is because unlike, say, string theory where scientific opinion is genuinely divided, there is about the fact of evolution no doubt at all. Evolution is a fact, as securely established as any in science, and he who denies it betrays woeful ignorance and lack of education, which likely extends to other fields as well. Evolution is not some recondite backwater of science, ignorance of which would be pardonable. It is the stunningly simple but elegant explanation of our very existence and the existence of every living creature on the planet. Thanks to Darwin, we now understand why we are here and why we are the way we are. You cannot be ignorant of evolution and be a cultivated and adequate citizen of today.
RICHARD DAWKINS IS OFFICIALLY THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. IT IS KNOWN.
A List of Sarah Palin’s Feuds
“The Atlantic has compiled a list of Sarah Palin’s feuds that have broken out in the media, which it can’t stop updating as more and more come to memory.”
Wall Street Journal/Sudeep Reddy
Senator Lisa Murkowski (R)
The Fed/Ben Bernanke
Congressman Spencer Bachus (R)
Alaska State Trooper Mike Wooten
State Department (Ahmadinejad’s birthday)
Family Guy/Seth MacFarlane
President Barack Obama
Mayor Michael Bloomberg
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R)
Michael J. Gross
Vice President Al Gore
U.S. Export Import Bank
Blogger Jesse Griffin
Blogger Dennis Zaki
CSU students AKA “Dumpster Divers” Ashley Briggs and Alicia Lewis
Blogger Jeanne Devon
Linda Kellen Biegel AKA Celtic Diva
Senator Scott Brown (R)
Alaska State Senate President Lyda Green
AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka
Secretary Madeleine Albright
Sen. John Kerry (D)
Rep. Alan Grayson (D)
Anchorage Daily News
Alaska Public Safety Commissioner Walter Monegan
Westboro Baptist Church
Blogger Taegan Goddard
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie
Daily Caller/Chris Moody