Disagreements aside, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
Al Gore: “Climate change is coming, bitches.”
So, there’s this kid I went to middle school with, best described, in the kindest terms I can think of, as a colossal douche who generally drove other kids crazy because they found it nearly impossible to have any sort of rational conversation with him. I unfriended him on Facebook after having a massive argument wherein I failed to convince him that having scientific knowledge is fairly relevant to making politic decisions and the fact that his heroes Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter were bigoted twits, if not downright legitimately psychopathic. I just found out that he is now an intern for Newt Gingrich. Of course he is.
I was looking at Newt Gingrich’s policies and I read on a website, “Gingrich has said that high school girls who graduate as virgins should be rewarded.”
I reread it.
“Gingrich has said that high school girls who graduate as virgins should be rewarded.”
Me: ……..
I need to confirm that this is true.
Take your pick.
To quote the tag-line from the cinematic opus that was Aliens Vs. Predator
Whoever Wins, We Lose
Ice cream. I needs lots of ice cream.
